WIT QUOTES V

quotations about wit

I think humor is warmer, and wit is colder. Wit is judgment, whereas humor invites some sort of response.

FRAN LEBOWITZ

"In Conversation: Fran Lebowitz with Phong Bui", The Brooklyn Rail, March 4, 2014

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Reader, if you are gifted with nerves like mine, aspire to any character but that of a wit.

CHARLES LAMB

"Confessions of a Drunkard", The Last Essays of Elia

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Wit in conversation is only a readiness of thought and a facility of expression, or (in the midwives' phrase) a quick conception, and an easy delivery.

ALEXANDER POPE

"Thoughts on Various Subjects"

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A good wit ill employed is dangerous in a commonwealth.

DEMOSTHENES

attributed, Day's Collacon


Wit is the Fruitful Womb where Thoughts conceive.

DANIEL DEFOE

A Second Volume of the Writings of the Author of The True-born Englishman

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Wit is Welcome. Timely Wit, Even More So. Show me one person who doesn't like a good laugh and I'll show you a hypocrite.

ROHAN AYYAR

"5 Brands Winning on Social Media -- And What You can Learn From Them", Business 2 Community, January 21, 2016


Less judgment than wit, is more sail than ballast.

WILLIAM PENN

Fruits of Solitude

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When the drink is in the wit is out.

SONIA SIMS

Belfast Telegraph, January 23, 2016


Wit is the capacity to fine-tune to context.

RICHARD COYNE

Mood and Mobility: Navigating the Emotional Spaces of Digital Social Networks


A clever wit is always timeless.

KATE WINGFIELD

Metro Weekly, January 14, 2016


Truth, when witty, is the wittiest of all things.

JULIUS CHARLES HARE

Guesses at Truth

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Many would live by their Wits, but break for want of Stock.

BENJAMIN FRANKLIN

Poor Richard's Almanack, 1750

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It is as offensive to speak wit in a fool's company, as it would be ill manners to whisper in it; he is displeased at both for the same reason, because he is ignorant of what is said.

ALEXANDER POPE

"Thoughts on Various Subjects"


Quick wit is lauded by friends and foes alike.

TRISTAN HOPPER

National Post, August 17, 2015


Have you summoned your wits from wool-gathering?

THOMAS MIDDLETON

The Family of Love


He seemeth to be most ignorant that trusteth most to his wit.

PLATO

attributed, Day's Collacon

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Luckily, wit is contagious.

NICHOLAS CRONK

"Voltaire and the one-liner", Oxford University Press blog, March 10, 2017


His wit is his new bat and the Twitter handle his new pitch.

JAIDEEP GHOSH

"Sachin Tendulkar Seeks Caption For Picture With Virender Sehwag", NDTV, April 5, 2017


Many, affecting wit beyond their power,
Have got to be a dear fool for an hour.

GEORGE HERBERT

The Temple

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Too much wit makes the world rotten.

ALFRED TENNYSON

Idylls of the King

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