SEX QUOTES VIII

quotations about sex

Sex ages us. Priests are boyish, spinsters stay black-haired until after fifty. We others, the demon rots us out.

JOHN UPDIKE

Rabbit Redux

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Sex is like riding a tandem bicycle--not because there is a lot of pedaling, but it is a skill and requires synchronizing--and people can improve. No one can do it well the first time or without practice or maybe even without coaching. Sex is also very personalized so you and your partner have to communicate about what you do and don't like.

BRUCE Y. LEE

"Why Women Are Losing Interest In Sex After A Year", Forbes, September 16, 2017


We demand that sex speak the truth ... and we demand that it tell us our truth, or rather, the deeply buried truth of that truth about ourselves which we think we possess in our immediate consciousness.

MICHEL FOUCAULT

The History of Sexuality

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A study found that couples in their sixties still having regular sex looked between five and seven years younger than those no longer having sex.

TRACEY COX

"8 health benefits of great sex", Net Doctor, September 4, 2017


Food has it over sex for variety. Hedonistically, gustatory possibilities are much broader than copulatory ones.

JOSEPH EPSTEIN

Familiar Territory

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Sex and hypocrisy. They go together like coffee and cream.

PAOLO BACIGALUPI

The Windup Girl

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Nobody's sex life is such that every experience is a ten. You may have to be satisfied with regular eights or sixes and even an occasional three.

KEVIN LEMAN

Sheet Music: Uncovering the Secrets of Sexual Intimacy in Marriage


Perhaps the sexual life is the great test. If we can survive it with charity to those we love and with affection to those we have betrayed, we needn't worry so much about the good and the bad in us. But jealousy, distrust, cruelty, revenge, recrimination ... then we fail. The wrong is in that failure even if we are the victims and not the executioners. Virtue is no excuse.

GRAHAM GREENE

The Comedians

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The only sea I saw
Was the seesaw sea
With you riding on it.
Lie down, lie easy.
Let me shipwreck in your thighs.

DYLAN THOMAS

Under Milk Wood


If you have fathered a child, if you have given birth, if sex is a source of healthy pleasure, thank your pelvis and your reproductive organs for allowing you to feel the creative rhythms of life.

ELIZABETH LESSER

The New American Spirituality: A Seeker's Guide

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OK, not everyone's desire is the same. No one can tell you how much sex you should want. A sexless relationship or marriage is not necessarily a bad one, as long as, here's the key, both people are genuinely happy with that. Ultimately, relationships are about fit.

BRUCE Y. LEE

"Why Women Are Losing Interest In Sex After A Year", Forbes, September 16, 2017


Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go.

KINGSLEY AMIS

Collected Poems

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Vacation sex. So much better than home sex. Yeah. Because ... there's no pressure on the guy. Even if he doesn't perform that well, she's still on vacation.

RAY ROMANO

stand-up routine

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He'd noticed that sex bore some resemblance to cookery: it fascinated people, they sometimes bought books full of complicated recipes and interesting pictures, and sometimes when they were really hungry they created vast banquets in their imagination -- but at the end of the day they'd settle quite happily for egg and chips if it was well done and maybe had a slice of tomato.

TERRY PRATCHETT

The Fifth Elephant


If people get all the sex they can handle, they're so happy and content they just sit around and smile. I mean, you never feel aggressive just after you've gotten laid, right? Lots of sex for everybody, that's a solution to the world's problems.

TED TURNER

Playboy, August 1978

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Multi-tasking during sex should not be an option.

BRUCE Y. LEE

"Why Women Are Losing Interest In Sex After A Year", Forbes, September 16, 2017


My springs is getting rusty, sleeping single like I do.

JAMES BALDWIN

Another Country

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No matter how much you know, no matter how much you think, no matter how much you plot and you connive and you plan, you're not superior to sex. It's a very risky game.... It's sex that disorders our normally ordered lives.

PHILIP ROTH

The Dying Animal

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Our society's notions of normality are completely fake and meta-trendy, since they rely on the changing standards of superstition, religion, Christianity and gender bias to define themselves. Americans, in particular, exhibit very childish reactions to sexual practices that are new to them, much like little kids who are offered a vegetable they haven't seen before: "That's disgusting!" "But darling, you haven't even tried it!"

SUSIE BRIGHT & JILL POSNER

Nothing But the Girl


Part of the sexual revolution is bringing rationality to sexuality -- because when you don't embrace sexuality in a normal way, you get the twisted kinds, and the kinds that destroy lives.

HUGH HEFNER

interview, NPR, September 6, 2003

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