KEN ALSTAD QUOTES IV

American author

Every jackass thinks he's got horse sense.

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Tags: common sense


Lonesome makes friends of strangers.

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Tags: loneliness


Love your enemies but keep your gun oiled.

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When you scalp a man more'n once, you begin to run out of hide.

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A year of nursin' don't equal a day of sweetheart.

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Arizona is no place for amateurs.

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Experience is another word for mistakes.

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If you want to stay single, look for a perfect woman.

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A dead man's shroud has no pockets.

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Tags: death


Never gamble with a man who knows both sides of the cards.

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Tags: gambling


It's safer to have a good enemy than a bad friend.

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Tags: friends


The man who can't make a choice makes a choice.

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Tags: choice


You kin wash your hands but not your conscience.

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Don't build the gate till you've built the corral.

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Sweat is a waste of whiskey.

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The cards ain't been shuffled good 'less you got a good hand.

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Never trust a man who kin look a pretty woman in the eye.

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When a hen cackles, she's either layin' or lyin'.

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Tags: women


Drownin' your sorrows only irrigates 'em.

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Tags: sorrow


Life ain't in holdin' a good hand but in playin' a poor one well.

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Tags: life